finland

There is a news station in Finland on the radio that broadcasts only in latin. It is called Nuntii Latini. While researching "Finland", I happened upon a startling discovery. It appears that Finland probably doesn't exist. The world population is a bit more than 7 billion right now. The Finnish population makes up for about 0.09% of that population. The census agency that put together this statistic is accurate within 1%. That means that all of their figures can be 1% off from the actual truth. Since Finland makes up for less than one tenth of one percent, a 1% difference erases it entirely. Since 0.09 is less than 1/10 of 1, it is not only feasible, but it is statistically likely for Finland to not exist at all. In conclusion, Finland does not exist, and neither does the radio station Nuntii Latini.

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